You know that Sunday-night feeling when the numbers don’t match the hours. That’s what hidden revenue leaks feel like.

That feeling is usually two or three invisible leaks running at once. In a free 15-min Revenue Leak Audit, we map the four common leaks, put an honest £/week number on each, and hand you a 1-page report you keep. Most UK heating firms are leaking £60k–£150k a year without seeing where.

No card, no opt-in. Start with the worksheet if you want to do it yourself. Book the audit if you want a second pair of eyes.

If you already know exactly where your business is leaking this week, in pounds, you probably don’t need the audit.

15 minutes on a call, evenings & Saturdays Plain English, no tech jargon Sometimes the answer is “you don’t need me”
The diagnostic

Four invisible leaks sit inside almost every UK heating firm.

Most firms don’t have one of these. They have two or three running at the same time. So the owner blames a slow month, a bad lead, or the weather — and never gets a clean answer. On the audit, we work out which leaks are actually live in your business and what each one is costing in £/week.

Leak 01 · Phone ~£/week from missed calls

Missed calls you never see.

Industry estimate: most callers won’t leave a voicemail. They ring you while you’re under a boiler, get no answer, and call the next engineer. You never even knew they existed. We’ll use your real call-log numbers on the audit.

Leak 02 · Slow quotes ~£/week from quote delays

Quotes that land the day after the customer decided.

Industry estimate: the longer a quote takes, the more likely the customer is to move on to whoever replied first. The easy ones — quick swaps, simple installs, bread-and-butter jobs — go to somebody else while your quote is still in drafts.

Leak 03 · Dead leads ~£/week from un-chased leads

Quotes you sent and never followed up.

Industry estimate: a large share of leads never get followed up properly. Not because the quote was wrong. Because nobody came back to the conversation. Someone else did.

Leak 04 · Admin drag ~£/week lost to admin drag

Saturday-morning paperwork at the kitchen table.

Invoicing, scheduling, chasing payments, typing up job sheets. Every non-billable hour is an hour the van isn’t earning — and an hour you’re not with the family. We put a number on it.

Percentages shown are industry estimates; on your audit we’ll use your own numbers to calculate £/week.

How the 15-min audit works

Map → Measure → Mend.

You can do the first two steps yourself tonight. The audit just helps you do it faster, with another set of eyes on the numbers. Three honest steps, then you know where the leak really is.

01

Map

Start with four honest questions. Do you answer every call? Do quotes go out the same day? Do unbooked quotes get chased? How many hours disappear into admin? That tells us which leaks are actually live.

02

Measure

Then we make the invisible visible. Conservative numbers, not fantasy numbers. A missed-call estimate. A quote-delay estimate. A follow-up estimate. An admin-hours estimate. Now you can actually see the cost.

03

Mend

Don’t try to fix all four at once. We pick the biggest leak first and tell you how to plug that one — habit, process, tool, or AI where it genuinely fits.

What you walk away with

You leave the call with something useful — not a vague chat.

By the end, you know where your money is going and what to do next. Use it yourself, hand it to your partner, or ignore me entirely. The report is still yours.

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An honest £/week figure for each of the four common leaks.

Based on your numbers where possible, not a generic benchmark. If a leak isn’t live, it gets marked zero.

A plain-English answer to which leak is hurting you most.

Not a dashboard. Not a jargon dump. Just the clearest sentence in the room about where the money is going.

A 1-page report you keep — whether we work together or not.

So you can fix it yourself, think it over properly, or come back later with a clearer head. Still yours.

Who’s behind it

What I got wrong first.

RevenueAnatomy is built by Dr. Anand, an AI research scientist. When I first started looking at this space, I assumed the answer would be an AI receptionist. I was wrong. For some firms, the phone is the biggest leak. For others, it’s slow quotes, dead leads, or admin drag.

So the audit came first. Diagnose before prescribe. Find the biggest leak, put a number on it, then decide whether the fix is AI, a simpler tool, or just a better habit. If the audit turns up nothing useful, I’ll tell you that too.

Questions engineers actually ask

FAQ.

Yes, free. No card, no opt-in, no “enter your email to download.” You book a 15-minute slot, we run the audit, you get the 1-page report. If we think we can help with your biggest leak, we’ll say so at the end — and you can take it or leave it.

Only if your biggest leak is one AI actually fixes. Plenty aren’t. Sometimes the honest answer is “you need a cheaper tool” or “you need to change one habit” or “you don’t need me.” I’d rather tell you that than sell you something that doesn’t help.

15 minutes. Hard stop. Slots available UK evenings Monday-Friday and Saturday mornings — because heating engineers are on the tools 9-5, not staring at calendars.

It’s for owner-operators who can feel the leak but can’t see it clearly yet. If you already know exactly where your business is leaking this week, in pounds, you probably don’t need the audit. Start with the worksheet, sanity-check yourself, and only book if you want another pair of eyes on it.

Still here? Let’s find your biggest leak.

If you want to do it yourself, start with the worksheet. If you want a second pair of eyes, book the audit. Either way, you should end tonight seeing the leak more clearly than you did this morning.

Prefer DIY first? Start with the free worksheet.